"Leslie West and Rick Allen should form their own group and call it The Stubs."
"When I form my own supergroup, we're gonna call ourselves Groupersoup."
"We're becoming politically correct to the point where we're all robots."
"I am very proud to say that my life and two daughters are all accomplished ballerinas. I am also very proud to say that my son is not an accomplished ballerina."
"The album cover for the Scorpions' Love At First Sting was censored because it featured a nearly naked woman... As long as it didn't feature a nearly naked Klaus Meine..."
"I love videos of cats doing funny things... Like urinating on copies of the Eagles' Greatest Hits album..."